College Bribes

I have a solution that everyone would like about the college bribes… make it legal.  If someone with means wants into college and they don’t have the scores or grades, simply make them pay three times the tuition.  One third would go to pay the tuition.  One third would go toward paying a poor guy’s tuition.  One third would go toward retiring the debts encountered by delinquent  student loans.  Seems to me that would work for everyone.

Naw.  Too simple.  We need something far more complicated… something that costs a fortune in legal fees and makes lawyers a ton of money.  After all, we need to use all those big court buildings for something.