I did not watch the state of the union. I figured why listen to a bunch of lies. Because I didn’t watch it, I figured I’m hardly qualified to make any remarks about what was said.

However it did hear Bernie Sanders was the only one who wore a mask. Then, I had a thought, a really horrible thought. Could it be that all of them caught the China virus? Most of those who were there are old. Many, maybe all the unmasked could die. Then we would be left with no one but Sanders.

Fortunately, in the real world, masks don’t actually make any difference. Right. Right? Right?? Please tell me I’m right.

I did say it’s a horrible thought.