The Advantage of a Tunnel

In the post I wrote about replacing the Francis Scott Key Bridge, I lightly suggested a tunnel might be better because the chances of another collision are greatly reduced.

At the time, I didn’t consider it a realistic idea, but lately I’ve been thinking. If they replace it with a tunnel, they don’t have a reason to wait. Once they get the equipment in place, they can quickly dig the tunnel while they continue to clean up the wreckage above. As near as I can figure, a tunnel can be dug in less than a month, once the equipment is in place. It will take that long to clear the debris.

I would guess there is a lot of work to be done after the tunneling, but I guess they could have traffic in 3 months, certainly 4, that is if that is their true desire.

On the other hand, they may prefer a very costly long drawn out 5 year project… just so we will be impressed with what all they did.

Who’s on First?

One of the writing points was what makes me laugh? I can’t believe I left out one of my favorites, the old routine of Who’s on First by Abbott and Costello. No matter how many times I hear the routine it brings tears of laughter to my eyes. That team will likely never be matched for comedy genius. I have purchased a few recordings of it and now and then, I do get it out and play it.

Surely, Who’s on First was their best, but they also had, what a hundred or so routines that I believe still make as all laugh.

Many of the current so-called comedians, not so much. I guess the best place to look for a laugh is, for the best part, in the past.

Don’t Think I’ll Buy One

I’m not too keen on President Trump’s effort to sell Bibles or his methods. I’m not sure what God thinks about it. However, if I found out someone would read it faithfully, I would gladly pay the $60 in hopes he just might understand it, believe it and accept Jesus as his or her savior.

Regardless of Trumps intentions God’s word is very powerful. Moreover, God can use Trump. Frequently, I have prayed He would use me. Maybe He has. I don’t know. It is not a bad thing to help someone understand the plan of salvation, regardless of the method. That is especially true for the one who is saved.

Still, am not advocating that any commercialize God or his Word.

A Lesson Learned

Decided to checkout a revolver, specifically a .38 special. For those who were as me, the .38 special is I guess about a third again bigger than a nine mm, though the diameter is close to the same. The kick feels about twice as much. It feels like more than a .45. It was all I could do to fire 10 rounds before my wrist hurt too much to continue.

It might be the gun itself, but it seemed nowhere near as accurate. However, I can see why many detectives preferred to hold onto the .38 special. For its size, it delivers quite a wallop.

Regardless, if I go to a revolver, it will not be the .38 special. If you’re a wimp like me, I would suggest you get something with less kick.

Side note. I should have known better. The box of .38 specials much bigger than the 9mm. Now, I bought a box of 50. I have 40 left. I guess I need to find someone who has a .38 special. As I said, lesson learned.

Imagine, If You Can

Again, I say that the mayor of Memphis suggests an organization of “Black mayors.” What I would suggest is one of the mayors becomes a maverick and follows the concept of a conservative and maybe even Republican.

I know I am asking a lot, but just stay with me a moment. The city where he is mayor becomes the city that is safe, clean and the place everyone wants to go. Don’t you think the other mayors would become embarrassed? Don’t you think the other mayors would fall in line and do as the one mayor?

Of course not. The maverick would be ignored, even looked down on. Eventually, he would politically destroyed and villainized in a few short years.

How do I know this? In a way, It has happened. Remember how nice NY, NY was while Mayor Jiuliani was in office. Remember how they ignored, even mocked his methods. Now look at how quickly the dems destroyed the city and the mayor.

By the way, it is easy to see why it is so difficult to imagine the maverick. Seeing what happened to Jiuiani, who would have the courage to step out of line, even a little. The dems are in lockstep and woa to those who forget it for a moment.

Incidentally, why do you suppose the dems want to destroy the Orange man so much. Not only did he step out of line, but also proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the dems hate America and Americans. They want to destroy the nation and her people.

Lost in Translation

I guess my memory still manages every now and then, but apparently, it works best on the older stuff. It seemed to me that I remembered an old I Love Lucy episode in which there were a number of people working together to perform a translation. I was right. I looked it up and the episode is titled “Paris at Last.” It seemed that while they were in Paris, as usual Lucy got them in trouble. So they are stuck in a Paris police station with 2 policemen, a stranger and Lucy could not explain her situation to the desk sergeant. So, she explained it to Ricky, who also knew Spanish, of course. Ricky explained it to the stranger who knew Spanish and German. The stranger explained it to the policeman who knew German and French. Then he explained it to his boss.

Oddly, while I was chasing down the episode, I found out that there were actually several such instances in Europe, though the string was not quite as long. I guess it does make us appreciate the computerized translators we now have access to, even though they might not be perfect.

However, the story I was really after was one from West Wing. I did enjoy that show, though I did find it leaned a little left. For those who read my post, “Humorous Things, Mostly,” I did find this show very humorous almost every week. At first, my memory partially failed me. I couldn’t remember if that was the show that had this episode, so I looked it up… and yes it was one of the better ones. The title of the episode was “Lost in Translation,” and it kept me laughing almost all the way through it. Like “Paris at last,” several people performed a translation.

It all started when those responsible for receiving foreign dignitaries realized that they just might have overlooked something. So, in a panic, they started looking a translator that could speak English as well as the little known foreign language. As you can imagine, they could find no one. However, they did manage to gather 6 or 7 people who, together could do the job, one of these, the head cook.

As you can imagine, when the dignitary arrived, they apologized as they explained that it was the best they could do. Then too, you can imagine one spoke to the one who spoke to the other who…. Well, you have the idea.

Amid out-roars of laughter, they were managing, though it was something like an awkward game of telephone. Finally the visitor suggested, “Don’t you think this would all be much simpler if I just spoke English?”

It was of course the punchline which they performed far better than I can portray here. I suppose there were those who expected it, but I certainly didn’t It was all carried out very well and it simply never occurred to me that the man could speak English, though, nowadays, English is likely the most common second language in the world. Common sense tells me that most heads-of-states do speak English, at least to some degree.

Both stories, especially “Lost in Translation,” prompted me to a thought. When we, who hardly know anything, accept Jesus as our Savior, we are permitted access to the King. And guess what. He understands our language. No chance whatsoever of anything being lost in the translation. Why would anyone want to pass up a opportunity like that?

In itself, it just about makes it worthwhile accepting Jesus as our Savior, which allows us to talk to the creator of the universe, Himself. By the way, their are many other benefits too, some which last forever.

Spread the R-e-s-p-o-n-s-i-b-i-l-i-t-i-e-s

The mayor of Memphis came up with what he thought was a brilliant idea; coordinate with the other cities run by “Black mayors.”

Of course, they are all Democrat so they will have the same ideas, which don’t work either.

So, when all is said and done, they will all fail, but they will all be able to spread the responsibility. Invariably, they will all fail together, which, of course means the fault lies in the populous, not the leaders.

In chorus, they will all say, not my fault.

Now What?

Sometimes things happen in real life that just can’t be imagined. I guess the one thing in my lifetime that I found unbelievable was that planes were actually running into buildings, on purpose. Really airplanes could be used as weapons for killing people, thousands?

Immediately things were changed. The world of travel has undergone a dramatic metamorphosis.

Apparently, those piloting that ship that ran into the Francis Scott Key Bridge did all they could to keep the ship from hitting the bridge, but the damage was still beyond any idea. Two days ago, ships passed back and forth under it. Today, what had been the bridge lies in a long heap, blocking sea traffic and thousands, if not millions are wondering just how they are going to get to where they need to go.

Being a person who prefers to think of the the practical aspects of a problem, I started thinking, What now?

l mean, it was a horrible thing. People died. However, immediately, there must be some thought of the future, short term and long.

I would guess getting that big barrier out of the way of the shipping is probably task one. Then maybe they need to think about the car traffic. Maybe they could find an old ferry boat or two to carry a small part of the traffic. Just how difficult would it be to put a floating bridge in.

Nonetheless, someone, or perhaps several someones will need to start long term plans. It’s well beyond my knowledge level, but whatever they plan should take into mind anything that happens might again happen. Decisions need to be made.

Perhaps plans can be made for barriers. Maybe they can choose a tunnel instead. Hard for a ship to run into a tunnel. On the other hand, the tunnel idea might take far too long.

Regardless, to someone, it is a big question, What now. I would guess, even now, there are those thinking of alternate routes.

Ref post: Ignore CDC

I said ignore CDC because of all the times they were wrong, not only because of the China virus but also because of what of all the times they were wrong about AIDS. May I say millions died because of all they got wrong with those 2 viruses.

However, here’s the ridiculous part. Did they ever admit to being wrong? No! Did they ever, ever issue any apologies, oral or written? No! Not even a hint of one. They have dug their feet in. Though you figuratively twist arms, they carry on virtually as if nothing ever happened.

Which is, of course, all the more reason to ignore them. Then, when President Trump is in charge again, maybe he can start firing people. Better, completely take them out of the budget.

Accidental Discharge of Revolvers

I never shot a revolver, though I have shot a number of other weapons. However, one thing I did learn very early about revolvers is to keep the chamber under the hammer empty.

Some time ago, this was brought home to me when I heard on the news of a woman accidentally shooting the man next to her when she set her purse on a counter. The .38, which was in the purse went off and just happened to be pointing in the wrong direction.

Oddly, I have had a few men who should be knowledgeable on the subject, tell me that this won’t happen with the modern revolver. Maybe that is true. I don’t know. Still, if I had a revolver, I’d still follow the old safety rule unless I planned to use it right away.

I just heard another news story of an apparent accidental discharge. The woman claimed she was going through her purse when her gun went off. Regardless of all, the bullet hit and killed her daughter.

I don’t even know what kind of gun it was. However, I do have a tendency to believe it was an accident. I’m sure that doesn’t make the woman feel one bit better.

By keeping the one chamber empty, a person does give up one shot, but it’s far better than an accident, modern revolver or not. Incidentally, the empty chamber does not at all slow reaction time.

As I said, I don’t know fully know the circumstances in this shooting, but the lesson still applies. Please, as appropriate, pass the word. If there is no bullet in the chamber, it makes it awfully difficult for an accident to happen. It just might save a lot of of explaining…and grief.