FINISH THE WALL!!!

I figured out how to do it. It is simple. All we have to do is to convince the FOCs that the illegal aliens will all vote republican. In a few months we would have two, maybe three complete 30 ft walls from the Gulf to the Pacific. The builders would work so fast, you would wonder if the found a way for them to go in fast motion, like the movies.

Their is one imperfection in the plan. How do we convince the FOCs the illegal aliens would vote republican? I actually thought of a few, but I think they are illegal, like bribes. My best idea so far is to give them a free ride from Central America. While they are on the bus, we would give them a crash course on the benefits of capitalism. I also thought about bringing them completely into the country and put them up in small schools. Of course both of these ideas have three common things in common. They cost money. It would take far more people than we have. Finally, most important, it is likely against the law. Unlike the FOCs, most of us republicans try to stay within the law.

I also thought about letting them fill in the request for asylum while en route. We might even get an asylum judge to volunteer some time so that they would be able to enter legally. That does have a little advantage. We might actually provide asylum to a few people who genuinely deserve it. The neat thing about that is that our aliens would qualify to vote before their aliens.

Now this is dumb. I am now suggesting the battle of the aliens. Actually, the whole thing is dumb. It is really quite simple. Make sure that no one can get a job unless they are citizens or legal aliens. In such a situation, no wall would be needed to keep the illegal aliens out.

Now, how do we keep the drugs out? I have an idea, anyone caught smuggling drugs across the border is shot on the spot. That is a horrible idea. I totally admit that and I would never encourage such a thing. However, is it really worse than letting the drugs kill our youth, by the thousands?

Maybe that alone is a good reason to build the wall. The problem is that we can’t convince Biden to go along with it. 70 thousand lives to him is just another statistic.

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