Uncle Joe is going around the country and provide support for local contests. I know I’ll never get it but I’d like to see a show of hands or those seeking ole Joe’s support. I suspect I only need my fingers to count them. I would have no need to remove my shoes. Come to think of it, I might be able to put one hand in a pocket.
As an aside, just how many would Joe be able to assist before he would have to return to Maryland for a rest. Perhaps more accurately, before he is sent back.