Didn’t watch the Oscars

Don’t figure I missed anything

Seemed that they were just touting their greatness

Don’t see so much greatness

Haven’t seen a movie in a decade

Near as I can tell, haven’t missed a thing

Suspect I won’t miss a thing this year either

They sure know how to make a movie

Their problem seems to be coming up with a decent idea

Even with the 2 minute commercials, I’d rather watch old Kojak reruns than anything being turned out by Hollywood for the silver screen these days.