I am going to do something I rarely do. I’m going to get personal. Whenever possible, since we were married, I insisted that my wife scratch my back for a short time every day. It’s only fair considering what all I have put up with. (Read Newly Married post about burnt boiled eggs and grease fire.)
At any rate, come June 1, she will have been scratching my back for fifty years.
So. With your permission, I would like to publicly wish my better half an early happy anniversary. As a special treat for her, I’ll do my own backstretching on that day.
Thing is, I hope she will be scratching my back for a long time more. I really hate the idea of having to do it myself.