But Can They Return?

I ask the question of Cracker Barrel. Coca-Cola managed a return of sorts by calling their product Coca-Cola Classic. I’d guess they suffered some and likely didn’t fully recover. But then, when the second in colas is so far behind, you can afford a stumble.

Bud Light’s recent marketing missteps have significantly eroded its market dominance, with competitors eagerly capitalizing on the brand’s vulnerability. The once-unassailable beer brand now finds itself struggling to maintain its traditional consumer base, with recovery appearing increasingly unlikely. Even the nostalgic appeal of their iconic Clydesdale horses seems barely sufficient to stem the tide of declining consumer confidence and market share.

The distinction between these brands is clear: Coca-Cola’s challenges stem from product refinement efforts, while Bud Light continues to grapple with the fallout from a marketing misstep that alienated its core consumer base.

Cracker Barrel’s future remains uncertain, but its potential challenges could offer valuable insights for other corporations. Wise business leaders understand the importance of learning from others’ missteps, potentially avoiding similar pitfalls through careful observation and strategic adaptation.

Despite their advanced degrees, corporate board members may soon find themselves repeating the missteps of brands like Bud Light and Cracker Barrel. Overconfidence in their strategic decisions could lead to unintended consequences, as they mistakenly believe they can navigate complex market dynamics through sheer conviction.

Could their actions be a calculated strategy to dismantle the organization from within? The possibility seems plausible, though the full truth remains uncertain. If one were intent on undermining a large corporate entity, this approach could potentially prove effective.

So the question remains, can they return? Do they even want to?

SURPRISE!

I was executing a routine right turn when suddenly, cross traffic prompted me to halt. In that moment of stillness, an unexpected rear-end collision shattered my calm. The driver behind me, seemingly oblivious to the need for caution, continued forward, effectively “customizing” my vehicle with an unwelcome impact..

In the bustling mid-south traffic, my Nissan electric vehicle finally fell victim to an unfortunate collision after more than two years of careful navigation. The incident was compounded by the at-fault driver’s lack of insurance, forcing my company to cover the bumper replacement. As a result, I’m left bearing the $300 deductible, a frustrating consequence of another driver’s negligence. People who drive without insurance should really be more careful, don’t you think. It could have been far worse.

My decades of driving experience underscore the arguments of no fault auto insurance. Throughout 45 years behind the wheel, I’ve been involved in three separate incidents, all occurring while my vehicle was stationary. In each case, I was struck by uninsured or unlicensed drivers, including one instance involving an underage driver in a vehicle who did not own the car he hit my car with. Remarkably, my insurance policy covered the damages in every situation. Kind of similar to no fault insurance, right?

Navigating mid south roads feels like running a gauntlet, with drivers who seem to treat traffic rules as mere suggestions. Since purchasing my car, I’ve experienced a constant sense of vulnerability—reckless lane changes, erratic weaving through congested streets, and unpredictable braking have become my daily travels even as short as they are.

Thankfully, the airbag remained inactive, potentially averting a more catastrophic outcome.

Just Ask

I really appreciate President Trump’s attempt at stopping crime. To me, it is certainly one of my highest priorities for governments at every level.

However, as with most, I think he is overlooking the drug elements. Just ask any street-wise cop, as I have done at every opportunity. Just ask the experienced district attorneys and prosecutors. They will almost totally agree with me that half of all crime is drug-related. It just is, as near as I can tell, no one has collected the stats to back up what I am saying. A shame.

It begs the questions, how many robbery oriented crimes start with the desire for drugs, including alcohol. How many killings start with something drug oriented, including the above mentioned robberies mentioned above. How much of the cartel activity is drug related, perhaps 90%, at least 80%. Do away with drug abuse, and the cartels would have to declare ‘bankruptcy.’

How-some-ever, drug abuse does not only directly or indirectly only the crime levels. You might want to ask emergency room and ambulance personal how many they see because of drug abuse. You might want to ask those who deal people in rehab centers. To be sure, without drug abuse, they would be out of a job.

A significant decline in drug-related offenses could lead to a substantial reduction in the workload for law enforcement, legal professionals, and judicial systems. When I shared this perspective with an assistant district attorney, his response was a wistful, “Wouldn’t it be wonderful?”

Silly Me

My insatiable curiosity often leads me down rabbit holes of seemingly trivial information, much to my wife’s exasperation. I readily admit that I have a tendency to invest considerable time exploring obscure details and inconsequential facts that most would dismiss without a second thought.

Well, maybe she’s right this time. I don’t know how many times I have watched CSI: NY and noticed in the credits “Baba O’Riley.” Silly me, I thought it was the name of a crew member. I was never quick enough to see more than the name. I didn’t really have enough time for that, but I saw it many times.

So, finally, my curiosity drove me to search the Internet. Then, to my surprise, I found out it wasn’t a credit at all, at least not in the regular sense. It was the name of a song, you know, the series theme song.

“Do you recognize, ‘Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals’…”

My research revealed three fascinating insights. I finally understood the meaning behind “Baba O’Riley,” dispelled my misconception about it being an obscure crew member’s name, and learned the complete lyrics to this iconic song.

And, incidentally, if you look it up, you can know the words too. In fact, if you have a mind, you can hear the song.

Isn’t it fascinating how curiosity leads us to discover intriguing tidbits of knowledge, even if they might be trivial?

Was a Big Fan

I frequented Cracker Barrel often, appreciating their delicious meals and attentive staff. However, recent visits have been less satisfactory, leading to conversations with management that I’d prefer not to elaborate on. The details are inconsequential.

The last time my wife and I ate there, we decided not to ever go back. It wasn’t so much that we didn’t like them as it was that they didn’t seem to want us.

It is a mistake that many businesses make. If they do not respect and appreciate their customers, it will not be long before they have none.

I possess the discernment to recognize when a service establishment lacks genuine commitment to customer satisfaction. When dining experiences are marred by prolonged wait times and fundamental service oversights like missing utensils, the message becomes unmistakably clear.

I believe my audience will readily grasp these subtle implications.

However, the best thing is to withhold your complaint. If they do not like you, you can tell your friends and relatives. You can even tell your worst enemies. The best way to get back at a business is just to go somewhere else.

Envision a scenario where Cracker Barrel experiences a sudden 10-15% drop in business within a mere fortnight. Would management not immediately seek to understand the underlying cause? Such a significant decline would likely trigger a comprehensive review of operations, customer service, and strategic approach. While some corporate leadership might remain detached, truly successful organizations would swiftly analyze and address the root issues to prevent further revenue erosion and potential financial instability. In the long run, if those in the corporate ivory tower might need to instruct their lawyers to start filing bankruptcy papers. It would not be the first time nor would it be the last.

Prolong Social Security?

Make sure we stop sending payments to any illegal aliens. Stop sending payments to the dead; they don’t need it. Stop sending payments to people who are receiving them illegally or fraudulently.

By the way, I suspect that there could also be some trimming of personnel, particularly at the higher ranks.

I admit that it would still fall short of fixing it. After all, it is an inherently flawed system. However, it just might help it last through the rest of my life.

Helmets & Autos

One day many years ago, I drove down the road, or was it up the road? That one always confused me as to which was which.

Regardless, I heard what seemed to be a good message. It is highly unlikely that we will ever be required to wear helmets while riding in cars, even convertibles. This is true regardless of how much evidence is collected about how many lives it would save. As near as anyone knows, it is virtually impossible to put on a helmet and remove it without messing up that fifty-dollar hairstyle.

That is nice to know, especially if you are one of those with 4 or 5 kids. It does make me wonder how much it would cost for six helmets. Actually, that would be seven to allow for an occasional extra passenger.

Recently, I have begun to reconsider. I may go and buy a helmet with a mask. You see, recently, I came to a stop to wait for cross traffic, and the guy behind me kept going.

So now my 2-year-old Nissan, which had not one scratch, is now customized. I have no idea why he did that. I didn’t ask him to.

However, be that as it may, it is beside the point. I only said that to say this. It made me think I could have been killed. That other driver just might have ended my life. It is conceivable I might have had my face scarred for the rest of my life.

You see, if he had been going just a little faster, my airbag might have deployed. Without a helmet to protect me, it might have killed me. It might have lacerated my face. It could have blinded me.

Obvious

I sat here in my living room in my recliner and watched the news programs on my HD TV. I watched one guest and host after another discuss the employment numbers, and it was all I could do to keep from trying to enter my screen, as if it were feasible, and shout to them all that they are overlooking perhaps the number one reason for the lower numbers.

Surely, my readers know what it is. It is one of the most predicted outcomes of one of the most misguided ideas of the Democratic political party. You see, some people in certain cities in some states had the idea of increasing the minimum wage.

It was predicted. It was foretold. Many of us called it from the proverbial mountaintops. And then, when the prediction came true, it seemed that one and all simply got amnesia. How in the world could that happen unless it was intentional?

Please don’t make me explain. Surely, there is no need. Hopefully, you figured it out without my reminder.

I Just May Start Paying Cash for Groceries.

During my recent grocery run, I was tempted by the cashews but balked at the steep $20 price tag, ultimately deciding to leave them behind on the shelf.

My grocery bill finally dipped below $100, a milestone I haven’t hit in recent memory. Skipping the cashews was a strategic move that prevented the total from climbing by a fifth, leaving me feeling both financially savvy and satisfied.

Upon returning home, I discovered an email from Wal-Mart inquiring about my recent Lunchables purchase, seeking feedback on my shopping experience.

It seems a pattern these days: two or three emails a day. What business is it of theirs?

I haven’t consumed these yet, and I’m not particularly concerned about who knows. However, I prefer to maintain my personal space and dislike when others intrude on my privacy.

Despite my initial impulse to seek alternatives, the retail landscape offers limited options. With Walmart’s dominant market position, finding a comparable shopping destination proves challenging.

That means the alternative is to use cash, at the least, as much as possible. That way, if I buy Peter Pan instead Jiffy peanut butter, they won’t know it. Moreover, they won’t even ask me.

By the way, it’s usually Skippy. It was advertised by Annette Funicello.