I am sure you saw all the recent weather reports. It seems tons of sand have been transported to the US by wind. It is strange, in spite of all the weather reports I’ve heard, no one ever pointed out that tons of that sand is settling into the Atlantic Ocean, which will contribute to the seas rising.

Moreover, has anyone considered that redistributing that weight might throw the earth out of balance. I suggest an emergency plan.

First, we need to calculate how much of the sand went into the ocean. Then we need to figure out how much settled onto North America. Then we need to gather that sand all up and take it back to the Sahara before the earth starts shaking from being out of balance. I mean, everyone has seen a washing machine out of balance. Can you imagine the whole earth shaking like that, only worse?

Anyone have any better ideas?