It’s a well-known, indisputable fact. Maybe that is why I’m not as strong as I should be. I wish I could eat pizza more regularly, but, you know, things don’t always work out. Generally, I get to eat it about once every 3 or 4 weeks; far more than 7 days.

Still, I got on my Amazon Fire and ordered a 14-inch Domino’s pizza for my wife and me. Some pizza enthusiasts may disapprove of my choice to order ham and pineapple on a hand-tossed crust. However, we both enjoy pineapple, and this is the United States, where we are still permitted to order the toppings we prefer.

We didn’t have to wait long. Well, you know, when waiting for pizza, it always seems to take a long time. They got it right, they got it hot, and they got it good. I figured they deserve a proper word of appreciation.

Now the question is, will I be stronger in the morning?