If you are registered as a Republican and the dems are about to assume power, don’t go anywhere near D.C. For that matter you might want to steer clear of the states of NY & CA too.

Actually, if I were you, I’d avoid that whole red state thing. They all seem to have this thing against self defense. In St Louis, the couple was charged and they never shot anyone, or even shot any weapons. They just stood there in front of their homes, outnumber, may I remind you.

I am considering purchasing a baseball pitching machine, maybe two. I wonder how much a ball would hurt while traveling a hundred or so miles an hour.

I really should not write like that. They’ll outlaw pitching machines and the like.