3 Things to do With the UN

I am sure that it has become clear that having the UN in NY, NY causes many problems. On the other side of the coin, there are a couple of benefits that I am sure NY, NY just loves. I have no earthly what the monetary values are, but I would guess there are a few that do.

Nonetheless, my favorite idea is it line up a bunch of dozers and push the building into the water. Alternately, just chase all the people out of the buildings, then let the homeless in. it will only take them a few months to accomplish the same thing without the cost.

The second idea is kind of a 2 for one. Transport all the folks from Porto Rico to US. Then turn the island over to the UN. We would no longer have a need to support the island and the UN personnel would no longer create havoc with NY, NY. The neat thing, the island already has most needed facilities, including air port, harbor and hotels.

The only downside…they would need many improvements to bring it to their standards. On the upside, look at the weather and beaches.

The third idea might be the most interesting and is loosely based on one of my books. We could build a huge floating island oora group of them and let it float out in the Atlantic somewhere. About a fourth of the structures would be under water giving it good stability. Transport to and from the place would be a problem but surely someone could figure out something.

And, if a big storm came up, the whole thing would submerge. No one would miss them for a day or two. Once the storm passed, they would resurface.

The most important thing, if they decided to pull one of their temper tantrums, we just say fine. You are now on your own. If they can’t keep themselves figuratively or literally afloat, it would be their problem. It is not the American mission to keep them in a life of luxury.

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