A couple of years ago, a man near St. Louis stood in front of his house and defended it. Odd, but for some reason, the district attorney thought that it was a horrible unpardonable crime, this in spite of the fact that members in the crowd were armed. Of course, they were all trespassing on private property.

Never could understand that whole thing. He never fired a shot and a year of his life was ruined. If he hadn’t had a pretty good bank account, he might still be in jail serving a term for defending his castle against armed marauders.

At any rate, I have thought about the whole thing many times and over and over. Wait a minute. I think that’s redundant. Well you get my point.

I think I have figured out his mistake. Instead of using an AR-15, he should have used a golf club. He could have lined up a dozen golf balls and started swinging. Have you ever seen a crowd scatter?

I think by the time he hit the third ball, he’d have them on the run.

The beautiful part about the idea is simple. There is no way the woke will ever try to outlaw golf clubs or golf balls. You talk about insurrection if they should they try it. I mean, I honestly I do believe there are more golf clubs in this country than guns. Moreover, there is no requirement to have serial numbers on them, even if it would do any good.

Moreover, after a little practice, a person could do more damage with a club than a gun, and with less noise. I understand a good golfer can hit a ball over three hundred yards. And, of course, no one ever wants to be hit by one a second time.