I Don’t drink spirits. I generally avoid those that do.
I prefer a large cold glass of milk. Most restaurants don’t serve milk like that. When I do drink, I generally order 2, sometimes 3. Those that do generally overcharge for it, serve it warm or in very small cups. I’m also diabetic so I have to watch my calorie intake. Therefore, I generally settle for a diet soda.
If I do order milk, the server gives me this strange look and I am that they will chech in the deep far reaches of the celler to see if they have any. You see milk is not a high profit item like alcoholic or soft drinks. So I generally do my milk drinking at home, where no one will see me.
To make matters worse, there are some dumb agencies trying to take diet soft drinks away from me. They tell me it will give me cancer.
Fine! Just try to convice me a martini is great for my health, which is the assumption behind this prompt.
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