I’m hardly an expert in English. Over the years; however, I have learned a thing or two. One of the things I learned was to avoid over using a word. Things get annoying if a word, such as “thing”, gets used too much. “Thing,” is an especially bad word to overuse for a number of reasons. So, instead of using thing, it is better to use a word more specific.
The thing that makes thing especially bad is that it is weak, or so I’m told. However, I’ve noticed it competes with something, nothing and everything, for example. Therefore, I bend over backward to avoid the word thing, or for that matter, too many words ending in “ing.”
Sometimes, when proofreading my stories, I get tired of it. I’ve found passages where words ending “ing” occur two or three times in each paragraph. Sometimes, it seems unavoidable, but I do make an effort at it.
There is another thing us storytellers need to avoid. It is what I call the indefinite pronoun. Okay, my definition of indefinite pronouns is not the same you find in the books, but I feel it is still just as important. This story in a somewhat humorous way illustrates my point.
My son, Josh wanted to cook something. In his way, on the stove was a hot pan. To the left of the stove was a sink full of dishwater.
Well, with the pan being hot, he didn’t know what to do with it, so he called out, “Mom, what should I do with this pan?”
“This hot skillet.”
“Get a potholder and put it in the water.”
All right. I guess I don’t need to tell you what happened after that.
“Josh! What did you do that for?”
“It’s what you told me to do.”
“You knew what I meant!”
“You told me to put it in the water.”
“The pan, Josh! The Pan!”
“That’s not what you told me.”
Okay. He knew what she meant. He knew to put the pan in the water. He was just having a little fun. As storytellers though, we have to be careful about such possibilities (aren’t you glad I used possibilities instead of things?)
By proper definition, this was not an indefinite pronoun, but I still like to think of it as one. Though the pronoun was supposed to refer to the pan, Josh – though he knew better – he assumed it referred to the potholder. After all, how was Josh supposed to refer to the word, ‘pan’, which was not even in the instruction.
Maybe I go to extremes sometimes avoiding a misunderstanding. I certainly have been accused of it enough times, but I don’t like it when someone reads my stories and has problems with matching the right pronoun (such as he or she) with the right character. If you come across such a reference, maybe you can tell me. Also, if you find me overusing words, especially thing, I’d consider it a good thing if you’d let me know.
This story is a true one. As a writer, my novels are fiction, in some cases, even fantasies. If I am given the choice of believable or interesting, I try to choose interesting. When I choose between realistic and romantic, I choose romantic. If I must choose between plausible or humorous, I try to choose humorous.
In addition, there are a few stories that are really tall tales. I made no attempt to make them believable. Sometimes, it is just so the reader can have fun following me in my imagination, such as “The Prepper.” On the other hand, some have a little basis in reality.
If you go to my author’s page at:
You will find more than 30 stories from which to choose. Hopefully, you will find one or two there you might like. (By the way, there is an underscore between story and teller. I know it may not be easy to see.)
Also you can just log onto Amazon.com and enter my name. This, however, is less desirable. You will need to avoid looking at any other books listed there. They are no more distractions.